25+ Geeky New Year Resolutions!

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December 28, 2008 ||

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The year is coming to an end and one of the favorite things to do besides partying is coming up with our list of resolutions we almost never achieve.

Here is a list of resolutions you are most likely to see on a Geeks list.

Get laid (Carried forward from the last year and the year before that)
Release my own version of Linux
Get laid
Make more money from Adsense
Attend next Digg Meetup
Launch the next Facebook or Google.. or at least get a job in one
Seed at least 500 torrents
Get a Pirate Bay T-shirt
Get in shape
Use Open Source only
Spend less time on-line (get a life)
Defrag my hard-drive
Get a real girlfriend (get laid)
Host the first LAN party of 2009
Stop sending e-mails and leaving messages on social networks after getting drunk
Download HD videos from Youtube
Kick start the first thread of 2009 on my Favorite forum
Code an algorithm to attract geek chicks (get laid)
Leave parents house and get a paying job
Update my existing softwares
Stop using paid softwares (Start cracking them)
Watch the Matrix series on the New Years eve
Enter the new year playing WOW
Add and Subscribe to everyone who calls me a NERD on SU and Digg
Put my own character in Counter-Strike
Launch my own IRC server
Add to my Online Mojo.. add more avatars to my profile
Meet the project dead lines
Get laid!

Here are a few from Twitter:

conniereece: NewYear’s resolution: throw Mac Mighty Mouse in the blender, grind it to dust, then go buy a mouse that will actually scroll.
punkdoggy: I pledge to start updating my Twitter more often. Hey, that could be my New Year’s resolution
adamrucker: I’m considering a New Year’s resolution that would limit my daily Internet usage… Anyway I’ll think about that while I go to sleep…
galexdiaz: 1st resolution for the new year: Learn how to say NO.
MeWookie: New Year’s Resolution #3 Get everyone to give me more belly rubs
gtips: Extreme green New Year’s Resolution: Vow to cut your carbon footprint in half. http://www.carbonfootprint.com/
isilien: New Year’s Resolution; to get out of parents’ house and maybe better paying job.
prdude: PR new year’s resolution (#5) i will no longer give special preference to the big 3 newspapers WSJ, USAT and NYT on major exclusives.